Four little blogs for the price of one!
Mary
Mary slept thru the nigh last night for the first time. She's an eating machine...and has gained weight at a perfect rate. She's awesome, hardly cries,farts like a longshoreman snuggles up under my chin after she eats. Thats a feeling that can't be described. She's our last, most likely, and I hope I remeber that warmth forever.
ZUUUUMA...!
In an attempt to cut the insane fuel prices a tad, I wen't ahead and got a scooter!
YES thats right, I'm THAT guy. You know the one, thinks he's saving the earth by dressing up like a giant pez dispenser and flying down the road at a blistering 40mph (downhill in a stiff breeze)
Yep, indeed. Hell, and 125+ MPG, I'll wear a pink friggin tu-tu if it saves me a buck.
Even if the price of gas drops, I've got a pretty cool little street legal bike to play with. It seats two, but aside from swinging Luke to baseball/soccer practice or flying (ok scooting) around town, We won't be buying any junior size motorcycle leathers just yet.
I do have a great idea for a license plate tho... HRDLEY
Get it?
Anyway...
How 'bout THEM CUBS!!!
As of right now, they have the best record in ALL of baseball, are on a 6 game win streak, and played a miracle com-from-behind game to beat the Rockies 10-9 after being down 9-1 in the 6th.
I will not be jinxing them with any talk of how this season will end. I will however say that they are running like maniacs, hitting the ball everywhere and playing as a true team.
FU-KU-DO-ME! I say...
And I mean it!
The Big 4-0
I turned 40 last week.
And, as forrest Gump would say, Is all I have to say about that.
More to come, stay tuned.
