Sunday, January 16, 2005

Who are these people?

Ok, I want to know...where are they?
WHO ARE THEY?
Who, on earth, are these crazed, uptight, closet-nun soccer moms and wimpy husbands who comprise the core group of the wacko organization known as
THE PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL?
Even the name scares me. If I saw it on a letterhead I'd surely run away, afraid I was next to be called in the principals office for a whoopin'
They're nuts(in my opinion, and I assume litigious as well). If you have never heard of them, surely you have felt the effects of them. They are almost solely responsible for the OMIGOD's and HOW-DARE-SHE! anti-controversies that swirled around Janet's wardrobe gaff. I poked around the website the other day, and was about to write them off, when I realized just how loose behind the wheel these people are. Read any of the latest news reports and you will see for yourself. Apparently the only thing decent enough not to warrant an absolute OUTRAGE is the video of the American flag, waving as the Star spangled banner plays the station to sleep. That and one re-run of Punky Brewster, episode 4 I think.
In keeping with my New Years resolution of pissing off people who piss me off, I dropped them a line.
Enjoy.
letters@parentstv.org
Dear sirs
or Madams,
I am a proud father of two children. I watch what they eat, wear, and watch on TV. I protect them as any father should or would.
My wife and I take pride in how we raise our kids, to be good, honest,hard working members of society. With a resume' like that you would think I'd sign up to be a member of your little group, but I just can't bring myself around to seeing your point.

I understand the need for watchdog groups, but seriously, your tactics approach lower standards than what you claim to be against. Do you really want to live in a society that is so close minded and anal that any utterance of a word or slip of the tongue is met with screeching soccer moms, hell bent on making someone pay?
Apparently so, since that seems to be the aftertaste your website leaves behind.
I would not have bothered to write, and really dont care for a response, but one thing caught my eye that really solidified the fact you are nothing more than a group of extremist cry babies. The cartoon you posted,depicting a man whos child was abducted, being told by an officer all the leads came from one neighborhood, so they couldnt be followed up.
How dare you?
To equate what you do, whine about language and situations that may or may not be "indecent" to that of a father whos child has been abducted. That, to me, is indecent.In fact it borders on sick.
But I should practice what I preach...and simply not visit your site. In fact, I might just start an email campaign on my own, and collect signatures of people who promise not to join your little pity party.
Seems like the decent thing to do.


Next up, this bunch of useless-as-a-poopy-flavored-lollypop hillbillies..YEEEHAW!

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